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Norway x Reader – Better than Butter
     You sighed and stood outside, the bitter cold Norwegian air biting your cheeks as you waiting for your boyfriend to pick you up. He was supposed to be here an hour ago! Finally you dialed his number. After what seemed like a lifetime, he picked up.
    “Hey babe, sup?” he asked you.
    “You idiot! Did you forget that we were going on a date tonight!?” you screamed into the phone.
    “...Oh yeah, about that, I had to cancel. I got some other plans.” You gritted your teeth, and you could swear you heard a woman in the background. “Who’s on the phone, babe?”  Your mouth fell open as you heard the rival female call your boyfriend ‘babe’. That cheater! That lying snake!
    “You know what, (male name), don’t bother calling me back. Or ever again. I never want to see your cheating face again!” you slammed your phone shut (Yay for flip-phones XD) and got in your car without another word, driving off into the sunset.

~*~*~*~Time skip brought by Ireland’s black magic~*~*~*~

    You pulled up at a bar you didn’t even know existed. Parking your (color) (car brand) car in the closest spot you could find, you stepped out, suddenly wondering if your (color) dress was appropriate for a bar. I mean, you were going to go to a fancy dinner with (ex-boyfriend’s name) and so your (hair color) hair was done up all nice, you were wearing your favorite jewelry, everything. Nervously you stepped in.
     You were immediately met by various cat-calls from drunken (probably Irish) men. Ignoring them, you sat, and awaited the bartender. When the bartender arrived, you completely blanked out, looking at him.
    He was gorgeous. His pale blonde hair fell perfectly down his face, and was parted by a cross-shaped hairpin. His eyes were cold and midnight blue and you could stare into them forever. His face was expressionless, which you found quite sexy. The strangest part about him was the little hair curl that literally floated off his head.
    You were snapped out of his enchanting trance when he spoke to you, his voice deep and smooth. “Miss? I asked you what you would like.” Such a cold, beautiful voice, as emotionless as his face.
    “O-oh!” You stammered, blushing. “Um, something strong. My boyfriend cheated on me, I need to drink it off.” He nodded and grabbed a few materials, throwing them in the mixer and beginning to shake them.
    Blushing slightly, ever so slightly, he spoke to you. “I think your boyfriend sounds like a jerk. I don’t know why anyone would cheat on a woman like you…” he focused then on pouring your drink.
    You blushed like mad and smiled weakly. “Thank you… that really helped me.” He looked up in surprise, well, you thought it was surprise. You couldn’t really tell, since he didn’t have any emotion in his face.
    “Really? Well, what’s your name, miss?” again, you thought you could see a faint blush.
    “(name). You murmured softly. “My name is (full name).”
    “Hm,” he grunted. “(name). What a nice name. I’m Lukas. Lukas Bondevik.” You know, if you’d like, I can fill in this empty date night. B-but, only if you want.” He stuttered and looked down. You could tell that stuttering was not something he usually does, but it made him more attractive to you.
    “Alright, that sounds amazing. What time?” you grinned like an idiot, happy to replace your ex with a man as amazingly beautiful as Lukas.
    “Hm, now?” he said, more as a command then a question. Motioning to his fellow bartender, he spoke quickly to him in Norwegian. The man nodded and Lukas took your hand, leading you to his car. Opening the door for you, he went around the other side to the driver’s seat.
    “Uh, Lukas?” you asked. “What about my car?”
    He smiled a tiny smile. “We’ll come back for it.”
    “Where are we going?”
    “You’ll see.”
    Sighing, you gave up on the questioning.

~*~*~*~Another time skip, this time by Norway’s magic~*~*~*~

    Lukas stopped the car in what seemed like the middle of nowhere. Helping you out of the car, he picked you up bridal style and carried you up a hill. You were thankful of this, not only because you hated climbing uphill, but because the Norwegian night air was cold, and he provided extra warmth.
    “Where are we, Lukas?” you asked, shivering as the wind whipped your (color) hair.
    Sighing softly, he laid you down in the grass on top of the hill and lay down with you. “This is where I come, sometimes, when my brothers are being idiots. Especially Mathias, he drives me insane. It gets so stuffy in my home that I feel like I just… need to get out. Be free. Here, I’m free. It’s quiet and peaceful…” he trailed off and closed his eyes.
    The little hilltop was indeed beautiful. The ocean waves slapped against rocks a few hundred yards off in one direction, birds chirped in the other. This hill was indeed perfect. You closed your eyes and laid your head on his chest, smiling. He wrapped a strong arm around you and laughed a laugh like chimes, perfect in every way.
    “Lukas? What’s so funny?” you asked.
    He opened his eyes and glanced at you. “Well, this morning, before I went to work, I got in an argument with Mathias. He said I’d never get a woman. Now I can prove him wrong, that not only do I have a woman, I have the most beautiful woman in the world.” He smiled and kissed your forehead. “I love you, (name).”
    “I love you too. You’re so much better than anyone I’ve ever met. We’re like bread and butter already. You’re perfect.”
    Lukas flinched as you mentioned butter. It reminded him of his previous love, butter. (Norway x Butter reference? Anyone?) But he knew he’d give up any amount of butter for you.
    “You’re better than any butter I’ll ever fall in love with.” He said softly, stroking your hair.
    …Wait, what?
Woot! BUTTER!
Gift for ~Neon-Trees85 she wanted a Norway x Reader so here it is! I hope you like it, I'm not used to Norway's personality so sorry if I didn't capture it!
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:iconjurom:
JuRom Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*stares at butter in fridge* Never going to eat you again Rome emote 
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Hispanicgirl1313 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Norway x Butter is just too funny like Iceland x Fridge and America x Burger! Pfffft!
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qwin104 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student General Artist
....I'm exactly like Denmark. Nothing like Norge. Except for our addictions to butter.... God, that stuff is good...
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MileyTu4 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
"You're better than any butter I'll ever fall in love with." He said softly, stroking your hair.
...Wait, what?

:iconomgyayamericaplz: lol. XD
First I have a cheating boyfriend, and then
I instantly fall in love with a man who loves butter. :D
my life... how wonderful. lol.

ICELAND X FRIDGE AND NORWAY X BUTTERRRRRRR
I think only those brothers have relationships like this...
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MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Let's not forget Prussia x Broom
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:iconmileytu4:
MileyTu4 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
lol... true. :iconomgyayamericaplz:
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KohlerMathias Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
{ And Germany X Stick }
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XxxAnnaXSasukexxX Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014
Lol Norway x Butter is almost as funny as Iceland x Refrigerator.
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Clove-the-ninja Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
.....butter...x...Norway....I ship dat lolz XD
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HaruakiYuuyakeSora Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Artist
hahahahahaaaaa................Oh.... oh my stomach..... oahahahahahahaaaaaaa......I... can't stop laughting!!!!! Norway x Butter???!!!!!!
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Kitsumi101 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
BUDDER THAN BUTTER so I'm butter .-.
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VOCLAOID-Magnet Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha! XD Butter. I like the ending. Awesome story. Also, Norway x Butter. XD Haha! XD
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MasuraFox Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA~ ....butterxnorway?

:iconsparklenorwayplz: :iconsaysplz: it's nothing.
....*completely dazed* okay....
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YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
I stared at that icon for two minutes! >////<
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MasuraFox Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
.....
It's okay...
That was my fault. *pats back*
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iminlovewiththesky Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013
The butter story holy crap XDDDDDD Funniest thing ever
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Meg-Williams Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
That's why my 'sisters' and I will never give him butter 0-0
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:iconiminlovewiththesky:
iminlovewiththesky Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
XDDD
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:iconmeg-williams:
Meg-Williams Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
Jdjdjjdhbf my 'sis' ate butter cake
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:iconfnioami:
fnioami Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Student Artist
norge x butter lol
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Neon-Trees85 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
<333333333333 soooooo much!!! Thank you!!! <3
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OddDisease Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, way to slip the reference in there~
Anyways, nice fic!
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shihachii Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Brilliant pairing I must say~

NorwayXButter

Tehehehehehe~

Nice writing love!
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LyriCrystal Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
That Norway X Butter fic was quite a fic... Anyways... your fic is soo CUTE. Norway, why are you so attractive?!?
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lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Butter?! What the—you know what, maybe I don't want to know.
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IcyIce360 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
:iconpervynorwayplz: X :iconbutter-plz: MY NEW CRACK OTP!
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MoonSpark5996 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ooooh, that Norway x Butter ref XD that was great!

Great story btw :meow:
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ViviLaVita Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder if there really is a Norway x butter story... interesting. But anyway good story loved it!!!!!
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CuboneGirl21 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XDXD BUTTER!!
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Lassie-C-123 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
huh? butter? w. t. f. O.o
any who~ great story!
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MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AH, the butter is a reference to a different story. I'm glad you like it though! I really am!
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Lassie-C-123 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ok!
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ikutolovins58 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
it must be.....wtf
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MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HEY!!! I KNOW YOU!~ You write the really amazing BTT fanfic, and the Nordics one!! I love your writing! I'm so happy you'd read mine, although mine really suck...
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ikutolovins58 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
thanks~! and YOUR WRITING DOSE NOT SUCK!!! nobodys writing sucks! why would you think that!! i really enjoyed reading this!
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MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:'D Thanks so much *craws out of the corner that she was OTL-ing in*
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ikutolovins58 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
no problem!
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ChaoticPuffins Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...Wait, what?
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MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There's a story called Norway x Butter. And it's exactly what it sounds li-- OH. ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE END OF THE STORY? //shot
I fail.
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ChaoticPuffins Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was referring to the whole thing!

1. I've dated a cheater before. Took forever to get over it.
2. There's NO WAY I'd EVER put my hair up all fancy.
3. Who in their right mind hooks up with someone they just met?
4. And how the heck do you fall in love with eachother after an hour or less.
5. He loved butter that much?
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MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sorry. I'm new to fanfiction and forever alone. Never dated before. So I don't know how that stuff works.. *sobs in corner*
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ChaoticPuffins Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not good a dating. It's not very easy.
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MrsTomlinson214 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Writer
Oh my Gosh, got the butter reference XD
NORWAY~
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:iconmidnightshadow88:
MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WOOT! :iconpewdiebrofistplz:
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:iconmrstomlinson214:
MrsTomlinson214 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Student Writer
You're a Bro?! :D
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:iconmidnightshadow88:
MidnightShadow88 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed!~ Also in the Audience, and whatever someone who watches Cry is called, but I like Pewds the best!~
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